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Worst birthday ever?

1. 

   Hempstead Gaz Moderator
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   Both kids schools are shut, having to stop them squabbling and killing each other.
   Day off from work wasted.
   Washing mashine has flooded my kitchen.
   Wife just diagnosed with swine flu.
   Just got back from a perilous journey by car to collect tamiflu.
   My birthday dinner out tonight is cancelled, and it is looking increasingly likely my fix of Fleet will be cancelled on Saturday.

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Rutters Member
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   That all does sound dire.
   It is not really for me to interfere in your domestic arrangements, but may I suggest that just as the Fleet game is going to be postoned, you postpone your birthday celebaration until things pick up in HG land.
   That way you will have at least two things to look forward to, ie the match plus some suitable birthday event.
   Postponed is always better than cancelled

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Riverview Supporter Member
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   Hope you dont miss any fleet games getting the washing machine replumbed

   Posted 6 months ago #
4. 

   eufcfan08 Member
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   Happy Birthday HG

   Posted 6 months ago #
5. 

   Hempstead Gaz Moderator
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   Hmmmm, the second word is appropriate!

   Posted 6 months ago #
6. 

   Glenn Finch Member
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   get your wembley dvd out, normally cheers me up anyway.

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   Jeff Member
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   Happy Birthday HG. Hope you have a better afternoon.

   Posted 6 months ago #
8. 

   Hempstead Gaz Moderator
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   Listening to the cricket is cheering me up! Might even scrape an undeserved draw.
   And have just cleaned up a huge projectile puke from my better half, who claimed it's the tamilflu tablet!!
   Worse than 10 pints of bitter and a donner kebab!!

   Posted 6 months ago #
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   ClubSecretary Member
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   Too much information this time HG

   Posted 6 months ago #
10. 

    ClubSecretary Member
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    As Del Boy once said did you mean "your significant other"

    Posted 6 months ago #
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    Rutters Member
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    If only we could swap weather with South Africa for a couple of days.
    Then we would draw the cricket and the football would be on.

    Posted 6 months ago #
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    Ian_D Member
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    Listening to the cricket is cheering me up! Might even scrape an undeserved draw.

    10 minutes and 2 wickets later, I beg to differ!

    Posted 6 months ago #
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    Ian_D Member
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    By the skin of our teeth HG. Hope that's some consolation for you

    Posted 6 months ago #
14. 

    Hempstead Gaz Moderator
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    Bit happier now thanks, Ian.
    Got some Peroni's cooling off in the fridge for later on.

    Posted 6 months ago #
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    Anonymous Unregistered
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    Happy Birthday Gaz, hope things pick up soon.

    Posted 6 months ago #
16. 

    Hempstead Gaz Moderator
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    Cheers Paul.

    Posted 6 months ago #
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    Albie78 Member
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    Happy Birthday gaz hope you enjoy those peronis later.

    Posted 6 months ago #
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    V Member
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    Happy Birthday, Gaz! There's always a bright side... you could be here in Oslo where it's -19 degrees and several feet of snow, you still have to go to school/ work, and there's no football at all from November to March

    Posted 6 months ago #

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